This coming week I’ll be visiting Las Vegas for the first time. I already bought my tickets to see ‘Amazing Johnathan’ and have my speed dial set up for wiring of bail money. I’m also packing plenty of laxatives so that my girlfriend will have a clean cavity for me to store all my black tar heroine. Wait, what? I meant she doesn’t feel very well.. probably from a busted balloon. Oops, errr, I mean.. We’re going to have a great trip!
Also if you haven’t received your package yet, don’t fret, I will be mailing everything out before I leave!